It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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