we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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