Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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