But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Randomize
