D3 body, D1 cock
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
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I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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