He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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