idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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