all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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