Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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