kristin has been a bad kristin
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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