Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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