are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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