The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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