i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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