I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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