i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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