Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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