when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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