I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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