we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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