nut hugger
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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