You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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