jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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