tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
