I wish I could teleport
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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