let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Couch. On fire.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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