gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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