end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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