if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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