Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I came so hard my ears popped.
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