You surviving the open bar?
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just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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