mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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