People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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