I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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