these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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