Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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