...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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