Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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