Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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