I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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