ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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