this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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