doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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