Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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