i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
