Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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