doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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