just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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