My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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