Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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