Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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