how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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