Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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