like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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